Arabian Nights Aficionados Gifts

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mohammad's motors

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Collision

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Ismail Haniya

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It'."

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"