Arabian Nights Aficionados Pillows

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mohammad's motors

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"A storm rages from the East - tell the men to get below and snuggle up for movie night."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

Collision

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Ismail Haniya

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

"I could've done without all the wisecracky stuff for adults."

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

"So that's two votes for 'Love Actually' and 14 votes for 'A River Runs Through It'."

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"