Arabian Nights Admirers Pillows

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mohammad's motors

Fishing boat.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

The delegitimization effort.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Collision

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Ismail Haniya

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

The Abandonment of Expensive Cars in Dubai

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

Muslim Meddling

Iraq Study Group Findings.

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'