Arabian Nights Fans Pillows

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"All of our genies are busy at this time. Keep rubbing and your wishes will be granted in the order they were received."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

Mahmoud Abbas

"He keeps touching me!"

Remote control car breakdown.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"Ramses II was here."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Collision

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

Egyptian Dog House.

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"Yummy mummies."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'