Arabian Nights Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mohammad's motors

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

City centre pub.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"Ramses II was here."

Collision

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"Yummy mummies."

Egyptian Dog House.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

Every Night is Over 60's Night