Arabian Nights Enthusiasts Pillows

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Mohammad's motors

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Pyramid Handicap Parking

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

City centre pub.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Mahmoud Abbas

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

"Yummy mummies."

Collision

Egyptian Dog House.

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

"Ramses II was here."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'-and to all you night owls out there...'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

The head of a man sunk in desert sands

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Every Night is Over 60's Night