Arabian Nights Aficionado Pillows

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"Come on lad, a bit of elbow grease, you need to rub harder than that."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Mohammad's motors

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Mahmoud Abbas

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

The delegitimization effort.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Collision

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Ismail Haniya

"We've got to talk - let's go to a movie."

Iraq Study Group Findings.

Muslim Meddling

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''