Arabian Nights Lover Pillows

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Imagination Navigation.

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"I like to think those stars are the souls of Senior Executives I fired!"

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"Got him up at the stadium, Chief. It was Yankee Duck Day."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

"I'm just not in an Australian-movie mood, O.K.?"

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

'I know what you're thinking.'

Mummy Tourists

'That was a great movie! Want to watch another video, dear?'

'Do you want to see a movie tonight?'

Moon Martini

'I have to say, the stars are magnificent in the desert at night...'

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Shall we have 'Glorious B****rds' next"

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'You had me at 'warning'.'

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

Collision

"Most men have a tankard, but oh no, not you."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"I wish I'd been invited to all these parties before I discovered the joys of staying in."

'I'm not fat, am I?'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.