Arabian Nights Fans Gifts

A sultan on a flying carpet pulls a truck trailer behind him.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"All of our genies are busy at this time. Keep rubbing and your wishes will be granted in the order they were received."

'Okay, folks, that's a wrap!'

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

"Passengers, as we begin our descent, you may now suddenly act open and friendly to the person beside you."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Mohammad's motors

Pyramid Handicap Parking

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'We'll have to redesign it. Whenever the Pharoah's wife tries to sunbathe on the roof, she slides off.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"He keeps touching me!"

Mahmoud Abbas

Remote control car breakdown.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

Archaeologist blows his nose on a mummy's bandage.

Egyptian Dog House.

Collision

"Ramses II was here."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"He'll have to call you back. He's just now jumping in the shower."

"Yummy mummies."

New Sheik'n'vac magic carpet freshners.

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

Genie lighting his master's cigarette.