Arabian Nights Adventurer Gifts

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Transylvanian backpackers.

"Lemme know when you’re ready to howl at it."

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'Fried chickens.'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

"The club scene is really changing."

No one knew it, but Gerald was about to execute what he called 'The Move.'"

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

The Friday Night Olive Races Down at the Tribeca Martini Bar

'I wish we lived in one of those later time zones.'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Party-Crashing Ban

Little Van Helsing was dissapointed that, again, there was no monster under the bed or in the closet.

"It's only the wind."

"No doctor, my husband is not sleep-walking again. He is sleep-jumping!"

Cats out late.

'I'd like an 'Innuendo' please - a big one.'

"If you sleep walk again tonight, make yourself useful, and take the dog with you."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Now what's yours?"

Mouse shopping after hours

Karaoke! - Fri: With Irony, Sat: Without.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

For goodness sake, can't you see I'm on a night shift!

Joe's Bar, Get the Full Beer Experience.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Mmm my, there is just something about a man in footie pajamas."

Sun Wearing Sunglasses/Moon Wearing Night Vision Goggles

We're visiting the marine who's home on leave. Bye! Don't hurry! Sweet! We can hang here! Mmm

At night - snake charmer.

'Don't worry Dad, according to you he's just my imagination.'

"One more thing...don't upset the bouncer!"

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'Any idea where my night vision visor is?'