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Genie caught on the toilet.

The Fourth Little Pig

Santa Claus's wife beats the soot out of his beard.

"Hang on, isn't this the second pair of zebras we've had today?"

Welcome to Stratford-On-Avon...Birthplace of William Shakespeare...Park not here, lest ye be towed!

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Knights of the bedside table.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

The Tennis Racket in the Stone

Contended beaver nurses a full stomach having eaten the captains wooden leg.

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

'After the big race the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'That sure was a disaster of a first date!'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

Collision

'Hi. I'm Don.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

"I want to be irresistible to women."

The true story of how David brought down Goliath.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"I just barely managed to escape from a tribe of mad cannibals!"

"Psst...quick -- check how long a Bible guy named Methuselah lived."

'Tell the children I was swallowed by a whale...'

'You're grounded!'

"Well, you weren't my first choice either!"

"Which one do you want: the promotion or the happy marriage?"

'Actually, this carpet is astroturf.'

Was Jonah being swallowed by the whale just another way of saying his company was taken over by a conglomerate?

'There are no dinosaurs because they arrived late at Noah's Ark and were placed on standby.'

"I didn't realize how violent things had gotten until you hired me for this ... "