Arabian Lore Gifts

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Joust Sharpener

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'I know what you're thinking.'

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

al-Maliki.

The delegitimization effort.

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

Flying Dutchman

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

Iraq Study Group Findings.

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

"It looks like we've moved way past condition red!"

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'

Night of the Round Tables