Arabian Lore Prints

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

"Something very big buried a lot of bones here."

"What sorcery be this? Thine castle is bouncy!"

Lady of the bath...

"You are being overly-defensive again, Brenda!"

Joust Sharpener

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

Only then, did Medusa realise her mistake.

'I know what you're thinking.'

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Crop Circle: Meet the Author

"Could you speed it up a little, the 'Seinfeld' marathon starts in five minutes."

The delegitimization effort.

"I'm sorry, this is all very embarrassing but we've decided to open a pub together."

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

Flying Dutchman

"How's it going with the human cloning?"

'Legal says you'll need more diversity at your Round Table.'

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

'Please give so we can find a cure for ALPOERQUINTERXY.'

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

"The road head is filled with danger. Take this lawyer for protection."

"Two of everything he said, including woodworm!!"

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

A knight dragging an unwilling maiden

'Methuselah's really depressed -- He's the only one who showed up for his high school reunion.'

Muslim Meddling

'We don't believe your story: a wolf would never attack a sheep.'

Iraq Study Group Findings.

'How to Remove Spots and Humps'

'Canned? -- couldn't you find a fresh one?'