Arabian Nights Dreamer Prints

The hazards of Cleaning a Magic Carpet

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Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Night-time halo

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

Running out of Gas.

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

Parental Role Model

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Yeah, that's right...ignore me, pal! You don't want an instrument of my excellence and awesomeness that would instantly make you a chick magnet and the envy of all your friends!..."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

"The only problem with working for a pirate is that we tend to only sail in the Caribbeans: It gets boring after a while..."

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

"I'm prescribing two weeks in the carribean. You've got mold."

"Why are you studying? Go outside and practice shooting three pointers, so you can ear big bucks like Steph Curry."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."