Arabian Night Dreamer Prints

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Late night teddy reading

'Couldn't you just bring a bucket and spade like other children?'

Night-time halo

"When I grow up, I want to go into medicine and help people who can pay out of pocket."

"Well, I'm sad for Gloria...she's gonna be bummed out when I'm twice as successful as she is."

'It's midnight, do you know where your brain is?'

'I could do that.'

"Kindergarten, first grade,second grade, third grade...when do we get to retire?"

'No, you can't use your last wish, to wish for another three wishes!'

"I'm doing whatever I feel like doing, before I reach the age of accountability."

'What can you wish for?!... Oh, I don't know... Infinite wealth, beautiful women throwing themselves at your feet, fame and admiration, perhaps?... But, don't let me influence you.'

'It wouldn't hurt to say a few words.'

'I've decided I'm going to be a fireman when I grow up.'

'I don't get it. They told me to serve merlot at room temperature.'

Running out of Gas.

"Welcome to the staff! The compensation is generous and they have good benefits. They're cutting out our paid Bahamas cruise though, because too many employees never came back."

'When I'm old enough to vote, I'm going to select Santa Claus as a write-in candidate.'

"Don't worry, Jules. It'll come up on your side of the house in just 12 hours."

Parental Role Model

Monster fixing boy's car bed.

"Why the hell aren't you writing all this down?"

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

"I realize you want to enjoy every last minute of summer, but it's not possible to stay awake until school starts."

'You don't have to raise your hand here, little boy.'

Wide-awake.

"Who do you want to replace when you grow up?"

"Stop asking so many questions, or it's right back to Books on Tape for you."

Sweet dreams induced by screaming cats

A little night music...

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

The Reclusive Flying Hell Rat

"If he can run for mayor, I bet I can be mayor some day too!"

"It's 2 A.M. Do you know where your p***s is?"

'Dad, I want to drive an army tank when I'm older.'