Arabian Culture Gifts

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

Mohammad's motors

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Nelson Mandela.

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

Anubis loved his evening rides.

al-Maliki.

Mahmoud Abbas

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

The delegitimization effort.

"Travel changed me."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

Iraq Study Group Findings.

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

"Let's cut some rug!"

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

'Middle Eastern Literature.'

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.

'So are we going to invade or let the Libyans love Gaddafi to death?'