Arabian Culture Gifts

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

The only way to see the world is to see the world

"Honey, where's the baby?" "The first voyage of Sinbad"

KAWAII T'AI CHI

Mohammad's motors

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Nelson Mandela.

Anubis loved his evening rides.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

"Thousands of years from now, men will marvel at this and wonder how we did it."

al-Maliki.

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

"Oh, Genie. I'm ready to make my final wish now."

The delegitimization effort.

"Travel changed me."

"I may be a jackal-headed god of the underworld, Janet, but I'm also your lawyer."

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

"There's nothing wrong with the ship. We just got a better offer."

'This is your final wish. Are you sure you want another cracker?'

'Rats, even this flying carpet we bought on the internet doesn't work! We're really not meant to fly...'

"You don't look a day over 3030."

'The day Ali Baba had to call a locksmith.'

'He's sending us to a culturally diverse place called 'Palestine.''

"I'll be with you in a sec, I have to take out the garbage first."

Muslim Meddling

"Let's cut some rug!"

Iraq Study Group Findings.

'Get back inside this jewel encrusted ancient bottle now...it'll be worth more on the Antiques Roadshow.'

'Middle Eastern Literature.'

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.