Middle Eastern Culture Fan Gifts

Two Bedouin on camels watch their friend struggle to control his stampeding camel.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'What clan do you belong to?'

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Mohammad's motors

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Mexican angels.

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

"A lot of you used to know us as the L.A. Punksters. Then for a while we were the Rappin' Rapmen. Now we call ourselves Los Latinos del Momento."

Drainpipe in a sombrero.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

al-Maliki.

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Mahmoud Abbas

"And now, Bach's Brandenburg Congerto Number One, first movement."

Tyrannosaurus Tex

Pyramid Skiers

The delegitimization effort.

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Peace at last !

The abduction of Europa

The Dali 'Bama.

Rocket charmer.

Granted. On a picnic I can appreciate the convenience of chopsporks.

'Hey, listen - We stop fighting and I'll let you go, okay?'

Dante Alighieri

A Man Hangs Sap Buckets On The Lampposts

'I must warn you that bagpipes sound exactly the same when you've finished learning as when you start. . .'

Ismail Haniya

"Know what? I'm not wearing any yogawear."

Dreidel Breakdance

Billy the Kilt

'I take it, you're lost.'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

"I say we should admit him to our order. He's devout, humble, and he has an amazing secret formula for peach brandy."