Middle East Aficionado Gifts

Benjamin Netanyahu

Where's Your Football, Lucy?

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Ariel Sharon - Israel

Gulf Crisis

Israeli leader Ariel Sharon, pose two

Akbar Hashemi Rafsanjani.

Ahmadinejad, Khamenei and democracy.

Ismail Haniya

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

Binary Man

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"I would never do a nude scene, unless the part really called for it."

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

Mahmoud Abbas

'Have you figured out our New Year's resolution?'

Gaza destruction and cause.

I'm not convinced that the pyramids of Giza were built as tombs. Sure they were used as tombs, but for all we know, they were built far earlier by some other civilization, and the pharaohs just claimed credit for them. How do we know the pyramids weren't something far more high-tech, like for instance hydroelectric power generators for an advanced civilization? You tell me, how did you charge your cellphone back in 10,000 B.C.? Hydropower from the tears of dorks, here, let me show you ...

The delegitimization effort.

Proxy Sponsorship of Iraq's Coming Civil War

Mideast Sisyphus.

'You look like royalty, Mr. Tut.'

"That was me!"

"Which side of the plates do the cellphones go?"

Road construction

"What about 'Liar, liar pants on fire'?"

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'

Trump stirred up world opinion over Jerusalem decision

"Remember, sir, spin control is passe. Just lie your ass off."

'For God's sake step back and let the TV cameras through!'

'The Arab world used to be know for its oil, now for its turmoil.'

Welcome to Mesopotamia: Birthplace of Civilization. Population (unable to read rest of sign as it's been blown off.)

"Let's cut some rug!"

New Years Resolution