Middle East Studies Fan Gifts

Foreign policy

"Wait 'til my Dad hears about this!"

Trappist Monk Discord

"So, like, don't make any big plans for this weekend."

"Commandments aren't really selling these days. However, we're willing to consider self-help tips or personal improvement ideas."

'Nothing about the evils of corporate downsizing?'

Terrorism leaves Iraq and moves on to new places.

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

This will really mess with their minds someday.

'While not admitting defeat in Iraq, we will agree to rename it 'disasterstan'.'

'Our next 'cake walk' in the Middle East... will turn out to be a 'pie in the face.''

Adam and Eve in Paradise

'So, I take it that diversity isn't a priority?'

Mahmoud Abbas

al-Maliki.

Middle East - Abbas and Hanya

The Arab Autumn

'I wouldn't worry about a poor sense of direction...'

The delegitimization effort.

Peace at last !

What a Cease-fire really means in Gaza-Israel War

"Amen, brother."

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

How Noah did it.

Adly Mansour

'Of course we cross Martin Luther off our Christmas card list!'

Osmoses.

'We will have ever lasting peace in Jerusalem when we have got rid of this lot!'

"Blessed are the Greek, for they shall invent olive oil."

'When will they come out in papyrus-back?'

'Joan of Arc? Was she Noah's wife?'

'You DO believe me..don't you?'

"The question isn't 'werewolf' but 'whywolf'?"

'Let your people go? - That would destabilize the whole REGION!'

'No, I thought you were John Simpson.'