Arab Culture Fan Gifts

Mohammad's motors

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

Spring in Japan.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

Australian punk

The Grim Rapper

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

'Et tu Yakamoto?'

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Easter Island Secret

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Steve Vizard

All I said was, thanks to Sadie, I know what's wrong with the Middle East. Amanda Kern. Comics Counseling. It's the birthplace of civilization. It's the dysfunctional family home from whence we all came. It's ruled by a stubborn and cranky old know-it-all mother with a superiority complex. She never changes, which is why the kids, once they came of age, got the heck outta there and only come by once in a while to referee her arguments with dad and make sure they're still in her will ... and for

Australian stress counselling.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"I'm signing nothing! Now, do you want your three wishes or not!"

The abduction of Europa