Arab Culture Fan Pillows

Mohammad's motors

"He could have been the national bird, but that was a long, long time ago."

Wife: 'Ah, honey.....why are you covered in raw fish and rice?' Husband: 'Oh I was running late for the 6:15 and got on a darn sush train by mistake!'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

"This isn't helping my migraine."

'Sometimes I wish we'd never told him he was adopted.'

Ballet School - Ring For Attention.

'I don't care if it's a little storage room for King Tut, you still need a building permit and contractor's license.'

"All right, let's clam up, everybody. Here comes another expedition."

"Well, I'm sorry. The 3 wishes I'm granting can't exceed the annual exclusion of $14,000."

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Spring in Japan.

Gone to lunch back in 10 mins.

"This is amazing! Roughly translated, it says 'King Tut was here o.k.'"

The Grim Rapper

God sends a text message: 'OMME!'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"Lady Liberty, I choose you...ooo...ooo...oooh!"

Australian punk

"Now if it's a people-mover you're after..."

Easter Island Secret

"Nothing feels better after a long day's hunting than a nice, long soak in the hot-wheel."

"I have to get something off my chest—I don't know the words to the second verse of 'The Star-Spangled Banner.'"

'Who are you trying to fool, that's a beach towel.'

Mt. Rushmore Spinoffs.

When Koalas aren't being cuddly.

Aladdin's Cave of Wonder

Australian stress counselling.

"I'm sorry your password needs to include upper & lower case letters & at least one number."

"'I wish for this...I wish for that...' No one ever asks what I want!"

Athena

The abduction of Europa