Israeli Culture Fan Gifts

David Ben-Gurion

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Oymoticons

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Mohammad's motors

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

Red Square. He's an important man, the caviar chief for the whole country. I still think he could have laughed when I call him the "Sturgeon General." I (heart) Moscow.

Ivan Krylov

Russian Snail

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

The abduction of Europa

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Torah-nosaurus Rex

Welcome to the British Museum...

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Shimon Peres last embrace...