Israeli Culture Fan T-Shirts

David Ben-Gurion

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Oymoticons

The Euro-Trash Trashcan

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Mohammad's motors

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"Sorry, y'all — no locals. This is a tourists-only bar."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

Russian Snail

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

Ivan Krylov

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

The abduction of Europa

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Welcome to the British Museum...

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Shimon Peres last embrace...

Bubbie's parrot