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"Open the pod bay doors, HAL - we can't wait for the shabbos goy"

Yiddish curses for today

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Christmas sweater alternatives

Did you find our menorah?

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

"That's just sick."

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

"According to tradition, we now welcome the 'Ushpizin', the holy guest, Avraham into our Succah."

Lulav and Etrog Fencing