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"May your year be pear-fect."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

"I forgot my wig."

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Jewdle

Card with crossed out spellings of Chanukah.

Lulav and Etrog Fencing

Bubbie's parrot

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

Safer Torah

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'