Jewish Culture Buffs Gifts

Well, the kids are ready for Pesach

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

"But if you leave New Orleans, you'll be just another sandwich."

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

'Agreed, 40 years is a long time to wander around, but think of the travel expenses.'

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

"What happened to the good old Jewish holidays when all we used to do was eat?"

"I just explained 'kugel' to him."

'What, They're comfortable.'

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

"First, do no ham."

The Exobus

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

"Listen, you'll take another break after Deuteronomy and I'll make you some chicken noodle soup."

Joe's Bar: Sorry, closed to the public due to on-premises 'Bar Mitzvah'.

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

'Not only did he say I can circumcise him, but he also said there'll be six more weeks of winter.'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'The manna? Oh, the manna is great -- Now, about our housing problem....'

'What luck. It's Kosher.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Jazz Hans!

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'