Jewish Culture Appreciators Gifts

'I'll let your people go, but making kosher box lunches for them is out of the question!'

"Um, I notice there's nothing in here about pork."

Ten Plagues for Today's Seder

Oymoticons

Moses uses the burning bush to roast a kosher frank

Christmas sweater alternatives

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

Did you find our menorah?

'Number three?', 'This is NOT a quiz!'

'What, They're comfortable.'

Man wearing a kilt carrying roses.

'Forty years! How come that other guy got away with forty days and forty nights?'

"'Frankenstein' is Jewish. I'm Irish on my mother's side because she was green, and an 'O' Houligan'..."

Biblical Jewish Medical Ethics

The Exobus

"First, do no ham."

"In 200 cubits, right-turn, then stay on the current road..."

"You think you're brave? I read Hebrew in front of a live audience."

'For one of these girls, dreams of royalty are over...'

"May your year be pear-fect."

"Together we are superspreaders of light!"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

Safer Torah

Torah-nosaurus Rex

'I create them, I liberate them from Egypt, I give them manna, and now they want me to make the sun stand still!'

"I don't care if it's his new year, that's my honey!"

Lighting Chanukah candles was a matter of seconds for Puff the Magic Dragon

"That's just sick."

John Travolta shakes the lulav and etrog,

'No, you don't get to pick one from each column!'

Snowboy becomes a Snowman.

Karate Yid

Tradition!

Bubbie's parrot

Lulav and Etrog Fencing