Apple Polisher Gifts

Celebrate the quirkiest of interests with our unique collection for apple polishers! Perfect for those who thrive on recognition, our witty and charming products add a personal touch to their creative and eager personality. From funny mugs to clever prints, find a gift that acknowledges their charm and dedication—lightheartedly and with style.

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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

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Intelligent people laugh too!

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The Teen Years of A Red Delicious. mockup

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

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"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser." mockup

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

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"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple." mockup

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

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"Your answers sound rehearsed."

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"Apple harvest."

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"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids." mockup

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

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'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.' mockup

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

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Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'. mockup

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

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"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count." mockup

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

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"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged." mockup

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

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Tortoise polishing his shell

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"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger." mockup

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

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The Soundness of Newton's Laws

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Newton discovers anti-gravity,

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Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!" mockup

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

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People of the Fall

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Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule. mockup

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

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Adam and Eve in Paradise

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"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates." mockup

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

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"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago." mockup

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

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Flava Superba

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Johnson was ready to lick some ass mockup

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

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"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!" mockup

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

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'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.' mockup

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

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"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..." mockup

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

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"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask." mockup

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

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Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce. mockup

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

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Bald man polishing head

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Picked On

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'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?' mockup

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

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Orchards

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Apple Polisher Gifts Collection

Apple Polisher Mugs

Explore our collection of mugs perfect for apple polishers—funny, witty, and crafted to bring a smile to their face every morning.

Apple Polisher Pillows

Discover cozy pillows that celebrate their charming nature—quirky designs that add a touch of humor to any space.

Apple Polisher Prints

Browse our prints that capture the fun and personality of apple polishers—ideal for decorating a creative space with humor.

Apple Polisher T-Shirts

Check out our humorous t-shirts designed for apple polishers—quirky, stylish, and perfect for showcasing their playful personality.