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'D-plus? -- I demand a recount!'

Intelligent people laugh too!

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"I have a Bachelor's degree from Columbia, an MBA from Stanford, six years experience, and I'm a hell of a mouser."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Your answers sound rehearsed."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

"Well, there's your problem right there -- you need to sauté the onions in white wine before adding the ginger."

Tortoise polishing his shell

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

"I can work for twelve straight hours without needing to be recharged."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

People of the Fall

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'Yes, I have an MBA, A Mistress of Business Administration.'

Flava Superba

"You're right, Pierre, they are licking their plates."

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

"One of my strengths as an employee is my ability to multitask."

Isaac Newton discovered gravity and his neighbour Wilbus discovered Apple Sauce.

Bald man polishing head

Picked On

Air Pods.

Updated History: Sir Isaac Newton. A body at rest tends to remain at rest ... unless an apple falls on its head. Of course, this is just a first draft.

'Forget about it. What's to say that Frobisher's apples are any better than the hedge fund he used to run?'

The Earlier, Less Publicized Discovery of Gravity by Cornblatt