Apple Collecting T-Shirts

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Apples for sale

"Umm ... not sure what notes you'll detect on your palate, but it'll get you ripped."

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

'My luck, I buy a bottle of wine from 450 B.C. and it's still five years from reaching maturity.'

"Is there any way I can un-drink this wine?"

'No, I'm not the sommelier; in fact, I don't even work here - I've just always wanted to try this wine.'

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

"This new phone app for opening the beer is great, Bruce!"

"Remember, you're only as old as your peel."

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

"You have a big check because you had a big wine."

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Comb Sweet Comb

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

Portfolio, 2011

"Quick swig first?"

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

"Apple harvest."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Red Wine

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Wine tasting

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

The other digital divide.

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.