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People of the Fall

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple nitpicking

'When's the best time to pick apples?'

Deer collecting apples.

Picked On

Apples (Les Pommes)

Gambler

Apples!

Orchards

Flava Superba

Hunters picking apples.

'Waiting for...'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

Shoot your own apples

"Maybe next time we can go mine our own salt."

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'In memory of our beloved Skippy.'

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'