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'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

Adam and Eve in Paradise

"But Eeeeve, it's a Honeycrisp."

Evil queen selling apples.

'Robin Hood preparing to fire an arrow at a man with an apple instead of this head.'

'I fancy you rotten!'

"Did you read the sin-by date?"

'Would my grades improve if I brought you a tip jar instead of an apple?'

'Are you sure it wasn't you who ate all the forbidden apples, Adam?'

Apple Kiss

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Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Apple harvest."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Flava Superba

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.