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Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Ball as water-melon.

Tree Passion

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

"Apple harvest."

The earlier, less publicized discovery of gravity by Corblatt.

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Garden of Eden and scrumping

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The One That Newton Missed

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'The biggest problem in this business is convincing your wife that money doesn't grow on trees.'

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).