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Worm coming out from apple on hook.

Apples for sale

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

Archimedes, Galileo, Copernicus

Ball as water-melon.

Newton forgets gravity, discovers delicious apple

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

'Thank you for the apple Conrad. But in answer to your question, no, you may not address me as 'Boopsie'.'

"Looks like it's time to make the banana bread."

"We need to find another fall activity to do with the kids."

'GM apples prevent Migraine'

"Apple harvest."

'I don't think re-living your childhood means you can go apple scrumping in next doors garden.'

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

Apple section of supermarket - 'Granny Smith's'.

'Remove the fur and claws and these genetically engineered apples taste just fine.'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Empty Nester Apple Picking - "Not THAT one, you idiot!"

'There goes another one. Galileo, don't you have any idea what makes them do that?'

Looking at magnetic polarity one understands why an apple a day keeps the doctor away.

People of the Fall

If Sir Issac Newton and William Tell were brothers, gravity would never have been discovered.

"Well, then - two apples a day."

'Well if you don't want the apple, can I tempt you with this?'

The One That Newton Missed

Friends often dropped by and subjected Sir Isaac to a little good-natured ridicule.

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Isaac Newton and the Apple Tree

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

Monkey dropping apples on Newton's head.

Flava Superba

Eve's Gourmet Apple Recipes (snake with apple in its mouth).