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'How Sir Isaac Newton discovered swing bowling'

The discovery of gravity is put on hold after a chance encounter by William Tell and Isaac Newton.

Think Positive!

"Those usually go on my desk, Mr Dudley."

'Would my grades improve if I brought you a tip jar instead of an apple?'

"Now, I'm ready for summer."

Intelligent people laugh too!

Newton discovers gravity and apple sauce in the same day.

The Teen Years of A Red Delicious.

"Hey, I'm just playing devil's avocado!"

Tree Passion

Adam and Eve toast next to a serpent bartender.

Surreal ale

"Has anyone turned in a chicken?"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"It's from the local micro brewery..."

Garden of Eden and scrumping

' Oh no! I'm being repossessed! '

"I like to stay on top of things."

Newton discovers anti-gravity,

"I'm doing all I can to make the little things count."

The Soundness of Newton's Laws

Adam and Eve in Paradise

Johnson was ready to lick some ass

"What the... an apple?! Hey, I can make schnapps out of it and if you've had plenty of it, gravity pulls you to the ground!"

'How the serpent tempted Eve.'

Flava Superba

"This gives me a remarkable idea - tempered only by the realization that Archimedes, discovered the principle of specific gravity 200 years ago."

"Gerald Beeman? Eighteen years ago you were driving through Connecticut and threw an apple out the window. That apple landed in a field alongside I-95 and . . . well . . . I think I'm your son."

'Isaac Newton, doing...research.'

Newton's more mundane brother - "That reminds me I must get some apples."

"I'm getting awfully tired of raking up you underwear..."

An apple a day.

"I owe it all to my pacemaker."