Antique Apparatus Enthusiasts Gifts

The Aestetico-Neuralgicon- An Aid to Delivery of Inhaled Medicines

'...then Johannes Gutenberg built the first bookcase'

'This is a wind-up, isn't it?'

Antiques

Roasted

Auctioneer: 'Sold to the lady whose husband just walked out!'

Reluctantly, Indiana Jones reaches for the true cup of Christ.

The Uses of a Stethoscope

"Now we're leaving the hall of stuff we stole from other cultures and entering the hall of stuff we paid too much for."

Authentic Rinkelmier chair (Built 1723)

"I'm still looking, sir?"

Books of Tablets

Obsolete: Any piece of machinery that you bought last week for $100,000.

The Old Curiosity Shop

"I've up cycled your Chippendale!"

'I'm afraid my husband will stop loving me as I get older.' - 'Mine would never do that with me. You know why, don't you. He's an antique dealer.'

"Your steak's prepared in the firebox of a 17th century tank engine - unfortunately sir, the chef can't confirm if it has 0-60T wheel arrangement or not."

I brake for anything discarded that I can bring to the antiques roadshow.

Antique silver

'But Grandma, how did you text on them?'

An old-fashioned printer using an Albion press.

'Don't even think about it, Walter.'

'Now we come to what it would have been worth'

"And what do you think my husband is worth?"

"If you get that vase, I get this bearded lamp."

Antique Ailments

"Well, Emmeline, what's new?"

"We'll be performing the operation using original instruments."

"I'm a hunter-gatherer-hoarder."

Are you bidding Mrs Bixler, or are you berating Mr. Bixler again?'

Ski Vagaries in Switzerland

A Paper Shredder Prototype.

"I'm going to check out a couple of antiques." "Good luck with your breast exam."

Antiques Roadshow or Bust!

Used Clothing, Antiques, Second Hand Smoke.