Anthropomorphic Animals Gifts

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

"Goodness, grandma. What big deposits you made in offshore accounts without declaring it."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Alligator Bars

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"We grind our own catnip."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Planet of the Ants

"Estate sale"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Please don't go!"

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"He wants to know if we've got a more dog-eared copy?"

The Quack Quack Diaries: Quack Quack Goes To College

'Got any cud flavour?'