Anthropomorphic Animals Gifts

Rabbit Meeting Shows Hopping Profits

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Fee-fi-fo-fum, I smell Thursday's gluten-free lasagna!"

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"You're living in a fantasy world, Nelly. Farmer Dave doesn't know you're alive. Plus, he's a human being, he's married, he's the church pastor and he's secretly gay."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"Why ‘Black Death’? Why not ‘Furry Death’?"

Alligator Bars

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Estate sale"

"We grind our own catnip."

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Planet of the Ants

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"Please don't go!"

'Your honor, my client feels you should recuse yourself as he is a cat person.'

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."

Les Fleurs Du Mal

"You tend to clam up, Wally, you need to come out of your shell!"

'Got any cud flavour?'

"I was going to go to the other slop trough, but the music's always too loud."

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"