Anthropomorphic Art Gifts

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

'I don't know if they belong to a cult or something, but I heard that dressing as humans may be a fetish of some sort. I just hope my kids are not into it.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"I'm a monster."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Split the last one?

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

Alligator Bars

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"The true story"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Estate sale"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"You need a hobby."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

Planet of the Ants

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Please don't go!"