Anthropomorphic Art Gifts

"Oh, Larry, you’ve got a tiny piece of kibble ri-i-ight there."

"Ooooh. Suave, portly, and financially secure..."

'I don't know if they belong to a cult or something, but I heard that dressing as humans may be a fetish of some sort. I just hope my kids are not into it.'

"Yeah, he's cute but don't approach him. He's a service human."

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"She's a miniature."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

"His name's Bond. Mittens Bond."

"I'm a monster."

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."

"Oh, that looks fantastic! Honey, doesn’t that look delicious?!"

"Don't trust his tail—I know a scallywag when I see one."

"We can't invite the cats and mailman and not invite the squirrels, right?"

Alligator Bars

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"Can we have all of your candy, a dog biscuit and a smoke for my cat friend here?"

"Generally, when we go around the table sharing what we're grateful for, we just *say* it, Jerry."

"Estate sale"

"The true story"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

Planet of the Ants

"Make it look like nine accidents.'

"Please don't go!"

"You need a hobby."

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"I used to be a political lobbyist, then along came this chance to be a slug."