Anthropomorphism Gifts

"Then I realised, I was just a child substitute."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"Knock it off, will you, Tom? I've had a lousy day."

"'Cheers'? 'Lorry'? 'Jumper'? You can talk, boy? And you're British??"

"I didn't it, I read it, so guess who just graduated cum laude from Dinsdale High?"

Alligator Bars

The year that carrots achieved sentience was a bad year for vegans.

"The odd thing is that I'm not really a cat person."

Waiting room.

Dave never figured out whether he was the world's only living brick, or if everyone else was just facing the other way."

"The front of that car REALLY looks like a face."

'Cheryl, you are getting way too wrapped up in the dog.'

Fly mugger mugging with fly swatter.

Ultimate Anthropomorphizing

'Algernon! I'd heard you were extinct.'

'I'll take the rest of this in a doggy bag.'

"The gloves are off."

'Got any cud flavour?'

As his lemming friends plummeted off the edge, Bobby discovered he had vertigo.

STRIP Hambone: Humanoid computers

Homeless - No home to go to to roost, please help!

"If we only repeat what humans say whenever they're nearby... they won't realize we're aliens plotting to take over the planet."

"Dog St." and "Cat St."

"Just a brief moment, Linda, to thank you for my delicious meals. And if you need me by your side... just whistle." "What fresh hell is this?"

"'Au contraire' to you, too."

"These name badges were a great idea, Dave!"

"Hmmm... low ash content. Smells like someone switched to canola oil... wait, is that tripe I smell?"

"Miss Penny to inquire about the tardiness of evening kibble."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"Estate sale"

Bad Dog!

"She's a miniature."

"I shouldn't disturb them. He appears to be cleaning her now..."

"They're friendly, but they're also carnivorous, so remember that when you're called on to beg and roll over."

"I'm sorry, Steve. We voted you off the island."