Antenna Aficionado Gifts

Digital Bug

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

WiFi Signals

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"I know! Two years without anymore Game Of Thrones?"

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

I.T. Fear

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

Pre-Television Man Caves

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

100 best beheadings

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"He's an indoor cat."

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

Couch and Potato

'Could you pass me my - oh thankyou.'

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'