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"I get great reception this way."

This is Lenny the leopard with the on-the-spot news.

"Don't worry - I'm here for the television."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

Royal Mail boss to become ITV boss.

Television Readers.

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"Well, the remote's not dowmn the back of the couch."

"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

TV jester.

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

"I find that hugely offensive!"

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

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'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

TV-Man

'We need you to settle a bet -- was 'Twilight Zone' a sitcom or a documentary?'

We saw this episode of Grey's Anatony, I recognize the symptoms.

'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

Big screen TV.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

What are you in the mood to get confused watching tonight?

"Which news channel should we watch?"

"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'