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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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"Now we move over to the sports desk."

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'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

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'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

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'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

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'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"