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"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

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"The batteries in his TV remote died. The shock of not being able to use it for two minutes has put him in a temporary state of shock."

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'Someday TVs will be in big boxes on the floor.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"Do you know any other songs besides the theme to The Andy Griffin Show?"

'Contrary to the popular view, our studies show that it is real life that contributes to violence on television.'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

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"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

'Poll results are in...90% of Americans can't spell Schwarzenneger.'

"Which news channel should we watch?"

'well, Fred, I see you're finally embracing technology.'

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"It's wonderful to be away from the rat race. So, what happened on 'CSI: Miami' last night?"

'It's O.K. Charlie - you can relax. The T.V. repairman said, 'it can be fixed!''

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"You really need to think about getting glasses."

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"Would you like to sleep through the film or the variety show?"