Antenna Aficionado Mugs

Digital Bug

'Humans are so considerate: They put perches like these for us on every one of their houses...'

WiFi Signals

Dear, could you please pick up some batteries? The ones in the remote are dead and I feel like I'm Amish.

Television Readers.

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

'I wasted half my life perched on top of a mountain in the Himalayas. Only to discover that the true meaning of life was a night in watching the box, with a few cans of lager.'

I.T. Fear

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

The city of San Francisco switches from cable cars to satellite dish at a cost of only $79.99 a month for the first six months.

'They're just like us, except they watch more television.'

"It's a 'Black eye friday'. I got it in a fight over a 56 inch TV."

A bunch of baseball players sitting on a baseball diamond watching TV.

Boy serenading a girl with a large amplifiers and speakers.

'Have you seen me?' (Brain missing in TV viewer)

'No, you can't just watch the end of Bargainhunt!'

'-Not THE Queen Vic?'

"I now pronounce you man and couch."

100 best beheadings

"It was your idea to install the TV dish on the church spire"

Pre-Television Man Caves

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

"I'm you from the future! Or the past. I've completely lost track of time."

"He's an indoor cat."

'There's no such thing as 'ookawooka-itis' -- You have got to stop watching doctor shows!'

'Do you expect the jury to believe that? And, more importantly, do you expect the viewers of the eventual TV movie of this trial to believe it?'

"I'm looking for a wife who likes to fish, go to the footy, play cards, watch TV, cook, drink and wash dirty socks."

Couch and Potato

Lady throws dart to decide which soap opera she's going to watch.

"To be honest, I'm leaving public service so I can make some real money as a talking head on a cable news network."

As you can see, media coverage at this event is very heavy...

'We'll have to end it there, I'm sorry - we're running out of time.'

"In other news a new study indicates dogs are still better than cats."

How the goat got square eyes.