Animal Psychology Buff Pillows

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

"Looks like he's developed a Napoleon complex."

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

'The Lemming Book Store'

"You dropped yer wallet."

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"I'll take this one."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Dog Bar with Toilets.

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Great heavens, what have they done to them?!"

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"[Old Steak Bone Tavern]"

"When I go, I’d like my ashes dumped on top of a squirrel’s head."