Animal Psychologists Pillows

"God, they're needy."

'I'm afraid to ask.'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"This is a great spot to practice mighty roars son..."

"Why do they do that?"

"Sometimes ... I just want to run away."

Licensed Therapist

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

Dog chews 'The Cat Book'.

"Oooh... Look, honey. Scarlet macaws! You know, they mate for life." "That's what you think."

Support group therapy for male black widow spiders.

"All in favor of destroying the throw pillow, raise your paw."

"Okay, you both know the rules: no trash talk, no batting the other guy all over the house if he’s unconscious, watch the claws and nails..."

"What's wrong, boy? Is Timmy stuck in the well? Are zombies at your doggy door? A fire? Squirrels are holding your bone hostage? My Spotify stock just tanked?..." "He thinks he's real funny."

Growl - Hiss Conflict Resolution Meeting

"Lucky, I Said Heel!"

"You don't throw them back if they're too small!"

Bears catching fish

"The hyenas started it."

"Oh, yeah, that's the spot... just stay there... hurt so good... a little harder—yes! You are my hero, no kidding, I freaking love y-oooh..."

"Sure my wings flap 70 times per second-- I've been sipping nectar all day."

Wolf trying on sheep's clothing at a retail store.

"I think the ants are mooning me again."

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"I sure hope there's something good in here. I worked up quite an appetite getting past that raccoon-proof lid."

"You're right—there's no such thing as personal space in a hibernaculum."

"Yup, pretty sure that was a flying squirrel."

"Wait—what did I come into this room to do?"

What does aloof mean?

'Sometimes, I wonder if Master realizes we are dogs: He always says 'good boy, good boy'...'

"No wonder they've spotted us! Tail down Fred, tail down!"

'We don't want you poking around here any more!'

"You can stop pulling, you knucklehead—I took your leash off ten minutes ago."

Cats = Zen, Dogs = Men

'I don't know about you. But I'm eating my fill before I drag this carcass to the 'king of the beasts'.'