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'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"When I was a puppy, I barked as a puppy, I understood as a puppy, I thought as a puppy. But when I became a dog, I put away puppy things except for my shabby, old, beat-up stuffy toy. I still freaking love this thing."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

Goldfish evolution - "...it's called evolution and it means in a few years we'll walk right out that door."

"I'm a monster."

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

"Stupid obedience school. As if we don't want to learn physics or computer science or something."

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"Do you think those sounds they make are some primitive attempt to communicate with each other?"

"Should I tell her I'm a PTSD support dog specializing in disease and illegal drug scent detection?" "Should I tell him his ear's inside out?"

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

"Every year, the zebras get faster and faster."

"We laugh, but it's a mirthless laugh."

Reptilian trauma.

'I'm afraid to ask.'

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"Lassie! Get help!!"

"God, they're needy."

"Yeah, we stop roaming at this time of year and stay close to the Christmas tree..."

"Have you ever asked yourself why people call you bad dog?"

'I'm sorry, Sheriff... it was self-defence!'

"Step on it, Roger!"

'I say, we just avoid this general area.'