Canine Psychology Fans Pillows

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'Don't worry, we'll soon have you barking sane.'

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"I think I'm a big dog."

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"I admire your dogged determination."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Doggy Peer Pressure

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"

"Listen, and I'll explain it to you again..."

"You and I lack a basic understanding."