Canine Psychology Fans T-Shirts

There are lots of ways to feed me, Plain, Fancy, Or my favourite, the All-I-Can-Eat-Before-They-Get-Back buffet,

Dog Nightmares

"Dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, dirt, onion bagel with Nutella and cream cheese, dirt, dirt, dirt..."

"I have spirit, yes I do. I have spirit, how 'bout you?"

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"I'm thinking 'woof-woof' but I'm saying 'arf-arf'."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

'How long have you had this obsessive hatred of cats?'

"Putting him on a diet was easy. Just hide a pill in his food and he'll never touch it."

'Just because they're afraid of you, it doesn't mean they don't like you.'

'Don't worry, we'll soon have you barking sane.'

"I was a dog in a previous life, but I came back as a god."

'I'm beginning to see some change in you.'

'…and so you see your unfulfilled hopes and ambitions in the form of the mailman.'

"What do I remember about my mother? Well, for starters, she was delicious."

"I, for one, refuse to just sit at the door pining for his return."

"It's not that you ate the sirloin tips. It's the lying."

"Oh, God, am I housebroken."

"Belly rubs are a gateway activity that leads to chasing bunnies and fetching frisbees."

"I think I'm a big dog."

'After years of trying, he caught his tail.'

'And how long do you think you may have had OCD?'

Oh, don't be a big baby, Al. I resent that remark, Dr. Kapuchnik. It's simply that

"It hurts when I wag my tail – but I'm not sure if the pain is mental or physical."

'It's probably your own fear of inadequacy.'

"I admire your dogged determination."

Barking Today - 'I always bark for no reason whatever.'

Anatomy Of A Dog's Brain

"You're not the first patient I've had who thinks he's a dog, Mr Buxton, so please, get up on the couch."

"Penny, what is that scent you have on? I must know." "Don't you just love it, Lucy? It's dead rat."

Doggy Peer Pressure

'Actually I never had any desire to go into that field until they built this fence.'

"You're the one with the fancy forensic psychology degree; you tell me which one of them did it."

"This dog definitely had abandonment issues..."

"I'm telling you. . . the shoes don't go with that outfit!"