Animal Psychology Buff Gifts

"I love it when dogs work on their stupid."

"Looks like he's developed a Napoleon complex."

"Cat box"

"A squirrel, impressive! I'm still chasing a stick."

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

Dog Nightmares

Frank was certain his Bird of Paradise mating dance would press all the right buttons with Margaret.

"First date hairball... awkward."

'Oh, so now the ocean isn't GOOD enough for you?'

"I'm just going to ring the doorbell so I have a chance of a spot in the bed."

"You understand that they call you 'good boy' because they can't remember your name, right? They never forget my name, they care about me..."

"Is that true, Charles? You leave your crap all over the house?"

"Are there treats? Just grab the treats and get outta there!"

'Doctor, I don't want to eat mouseburgers, I want to be normal like everybody else.'

"Oh, I'm thrilled with my new dog! He's sort of a hunter/retriever/plumber/electrician."

Codepetdency Counseling: "He won't even sit on my lap anymore."

"I appreciate the effort Carl, but I don't think you understand the swarm concept."

"Did you just do a rooster?"

'The Lemming Book Store'

"She's a dachshund-lemming mix."

"This says dogs can exhibit feelings of jealousy."

"You dropped yer wallet."

"Instead of wagging my tail, running around and jumping all over you, I sent you an E-card."

"I can’t believe you’re doing this! I have abandonment issues! Abandonment issues!!!"

"I'll take this one."

"Oh boy, that was a huge belly-flop..."

Ostrich Curoisities

"Stupid – yet irresistible."

"He may be neutered and declawed, but he's still dangerous."

Dog Bar with Toilets.

'Humans do it, why couldn't we? Instead of chasing food, we could breed it: It's all explained in my report...'

Bear who goes drinking instead of hibernating

"I'm not a mad dog. But I'm not particularly happy either."

I've been feeling sluggish lately.

"Last night I dreamed I caught my tail."