Animal Afterlife Explorers Gifts

"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

'Whe they said 'God is my Judge', I didn't realize He was a real attorney.'

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

'Before you can enter, you need to punch in the verification code so we can be certain that you're a real soul,'

"Just one more question before I let you in...I can let you in...are you a cat or dog person?"

"Needs to get a life"

"All we have left is standing room only."

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

A surprise in heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."

Get out of the way, Harold - I'm trying to talk to Cuddles.

I used to love coming here. Nudist beach.

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

Halo Frisbee.

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"That's Bob. He's a bit of a wing nut."

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

'Look man, no wings!'

'This is way better than a litter box.'

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."