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"He wants to know why you flushed him down the toilet."

"Ooh, I must sit down - I'm dead on my feet!"

'...We apologise for any inconvenience this may cause..."

"Actually, I'm still on life support. I just came by to do a feasibility study."

"Surgery up here is free!"

"It's true: no more burpees."

"If you get to the pitchfork-shaped cloud, you've gone too far."

"Needs to get a life"

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

The Gospel According To Jane Brody"Orange, come in. Apple, come in. Hey you, frankfurter, hold it right there."

"All we have left is standing room only."

Hang on...I've got WINGS..!!!

A surprise in heaven

'I'm being sent back. I told you I have a great attorney.'

"I do tech support for the cloud."

'What he said about judgement day is scary. Maybe we should find a good lawyer.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Pre-existing conditions - What did YOU die of?'

"Wait, am I hear for you or are you here for me?"

'Yeah, I know your idea of heaven is to play golf all day, but all we have is shuffleboard!'

"Is this what I want to be doing with my death?"

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"I honored her every request except for the last one: 'Harold, please stop making a scene'."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

"Sweetie, I'm back from the dead!"

"Really? That's the only game in this house?"

Halo Frisbee.

'Look man, no wings!'

"It turns out you can 'take it with you' if you pack correctly."